One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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