"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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