did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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