Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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