I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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