i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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