I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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