So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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