bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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