Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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