Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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