I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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