I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
