come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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