I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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