when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
jump out the window naked night went bad
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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