The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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