just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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