$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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