I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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