you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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