brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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