They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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