Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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