New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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