I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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