How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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