im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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