Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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