You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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