Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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