Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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