So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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