So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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