remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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