Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wish you could order shots online.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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