More tranny stories later!
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
