Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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