I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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