Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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