how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
