I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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