she was so not down for the gang bang
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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