This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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