I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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