Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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