Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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