Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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