Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I will be naked everywhere
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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