everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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