I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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